The traffic policeman stopped Santa's car for crossing the traffic signal on a red.

’Didn’t you see the red light?’ Growled the policeman.

’Yes i did’, replied Santa, ’But I didn’t see you!’

One evening Santa had nothing to do. So plans a time pass :-)

Santa called an unknown phone no - Santa hai kya?
She says " No wrong number".

Santa again called after five min "Santa hai kya"
She was reasonably annoyed "no this is wrong number".

Santa again called "Santa aaya kya"?
She said "apka dimag kharab hai kya? kyon piche pade ho?

Santa again called after five min " Santa ko phone dena.
She cries with all galis.
Santa just dropped the phone.

Santa called after another five min "Main Santa bol raha hun, Mera koi phone to nahi aya na?