Punit:Q: Why dogs don't marry?

BholaA: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?

Punit: Very long!

Punit Singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl!

The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!

Punit: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!

Punit: "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon".

Bhola: "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"

Punit : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When Bhola asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!

Punit sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft. A few days later he got this reply:- Dear Mr. Punit, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks

Punit singh jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki mujhay america mein naukri mil gayee hai." Everyone was delighted. Punit continued Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter english main hai isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee kartaa jaongaa.

Dear Mr. Punit-----pyare Punit sahab

You do not meet----aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement----humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any further correspondence----ab letter vetter bhejnay kee zaroorat nahee hai.

No phone call ----phone vone kee bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained----bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks----aapkaa bahut bahut shukriya

What is the chemical formula 4 water?

Bhola: HIJKLMNO.

Teacher: what r u talking about?

Bhola: Yesterday u said H to O.

Bhola decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at t he dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. 'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Bhola, 'I think I'm planting them too deep.'