A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.  Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100.

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton.  

The president was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the boy a $5.00 bill. President Clinton thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to GOD, which read:

Dear GOD,

Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, the government deducted 95% as tax.

When the antenna of my small television in India broke, I looked up the relevant part's number in the manual provided by the company and wrote to them asking for a replacement. 

When the package arrived, I was furious to see that they had sent Part No 699 when I had actually asked them for No 669. I shot off an angry missive to their Public Relations Dept. 

Their reply: Turn it upside-down.

Herolal is driving down the Delhi-Amritsar highway, when he spots Bhola standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.  He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Bhola is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.

Herolal gets out of the car, walks all the way out to Bhola and asks him, "Excuse me, what are you doing?"

Bhola replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."

"How?" asks Herolal, puzzled.

"Well I heard they give the Noble Prize to people who are out standing in their field."

Q : Red-line private buses are notorious for their recklessness
and hit rate. When a red-line bus is on the road, which is
the best place be in?
A : Inside the bus.

Q: Why is Delhi a male city (Maha Nagar) and Bombay a female city
(Maha Nagri)?
A: Because Delhi has Qutab Minar and Bombay has Gateway of India.