A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an Old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain."

The next day it rained.

A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm."

The next day there was a hailstorm.

"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather. However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.

Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"

The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio broken."

Bhola ji has six beautiful children, and is very proud of his achievement.

He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.

One night they go to a party.

Bhola decides that it's time to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.

He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home my little mother of six?"

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts back, "Anytime you're ready, father of four!"

Bhola sent sms to Punit: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.

Punit got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

Punit & Bhola got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Bhola without message. Angry Bhola calls Punit!

Punit: Oye, this was a missed call

Punit standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.

Bhola: Punit u'll die.

Punit: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?

Punit: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?

Bhola: Me too, after u leave.

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.

Punit: Hai.

Frog: Nahin hai.

Punit: Hai.

Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.

Punit: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi?

Bhola ek ! sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.

Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun Banta?

Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.

Bhola: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.