You know you are a Desi when.....

• When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls.
• You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
• You never buy garbage bags at the supermarket, but use your saved grocery bags for it.
• You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
• You majored in computer science, medicine or engineering.
• You know no one who has majored in music.
• At a dance party you stand on the side trying to look cool.
• You always make long distance calls after 11 p.m..
• You like the meat well done.
• You have joined a CD club at least once.
• You avoid motels especially if there is an acquaintance with in 250 miles radius.
• You have a box of tissues or a towel in your car.
• You always own a Camry or accord.
• You think 1$ is a good tip.
• Your favourite brand name is "IRREGULAR".
• A pungent odor of spices hits anyone who enters your house.
• You call fluorescent lights "tube lights" and a flashlight "a torch".
• You secure your baggage with a rope.
• You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage which is just 80 lbs. over weight.
• You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you a story of how he had to walk miles barefoot just to get to school.
• You call an older person you’ve never met before "uncle".