Funny leave letters: These are some of the leave letters written by various office personnel.

1. An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. please sanction me one week leave...

2. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
Since I have to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave.

3. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster:
As I am studying in this school I am suffering from head-ache. I request you to leave me today

4. A family friend of our`s told an incident of his friend`s letter I am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the school.

5. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.

6. Another leave letter written to Administration dept:
As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.

Ram : "How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?"

Shyam: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated".

A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick. When applying it in the bathroom they would press their lips to the mirror and leave lip prints.

Before it got out of hand he thought he’d better do something. He spoke to all the girls that wore lipstick and asked them to meet him in the ladies room at 2pm.

When they arrived they found the principal and the school custodian waiting for them. The principal explained that it was becoming a problem for the custodian to clean the mirror every night. He said he felt the ladies would better understand the problem if they saw how hard it was to clean.

The custodian then demonstrated. He took a berdaggled brush on a long handle out of a box. He dipped the brush in the nearest toilet, moved to the mirror and proceeded to remove the lipstick!!