An American born Desi returned to India and hired a tourist cab for sight seeing. When taken to the Taj Mahal in Agra, he asked how many years it took to build it. The guide replied 20 years. The American desi remarked You guys are lazy, in America we can build some thing like this in 5 years. At Red Fort in Dehli he asked the same question. The guide reduced the period to impress him and said Ten years. Only ten years The American Desi retorted: Didn’t I say you guys are slow workers! In America we could have built it in 2 1/2 years. Same story everywhere. He admired the places but reduced the period to 1/4th. The guide got irritated by this young American Desi. Next day when they were near Qutab Minar the American Desi asked what is that tower? The guide replied I ‘ll have to go and find out. When I was passing by this side last evening there was nothing here.

Rabri Devi watched her husband Laloo searching high and low, all over the living room.
She asked him: "What are you so frantically looking for?
Laloo: "Hidden cameras!"
Rabri: "And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?"
Laloo: "Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television saying ...’You are watching the Star World channel’? "How can he know what I am watching?"

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room. So he decided to send an E-MAIL to his wife.

However he accidently typed the wrong e-mail address and without realising his error, he sent the message. Meanwhile,

somewhere in mumbai a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funrel. The widow decided to check her mail,

expecting message from her relatives and friends.; After reading the first message she fainted. The widow’s son rushed into

the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

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To: My loving wife
Subject: I’ve just reached
Date: 13th oct 2006

I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to sent e-mails to your loved ones.

I’ve just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tommorrow. Looking forward to seeing you.

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was;