| Santa Banta Jokes
After making a trip of South India, Santa Singh, his wife and his son were
returning to Punjab in Tamilnadu Express.
Santa Singh was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his
son the top most berth in the train. When the train stopped at one of the
stations on the way back the son requested Santa Singh to bring him a cup of Ice
cream to which Santa readily agreed. When Santa and his son returned they found
that a South Indian who couldn't understand Hindi had occupied his son's berth.
Outraged, Santa Singh called the TT and asked him to help. TT requested that
he could not understand Hindi/Punjabi so it would be better if Santa Singh
explained the whole situation to him in English.
Santa Singh explained, "That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving
birth to my child."
Santa and Banta work in a software company. One day, they were to move their m/cs to another building. Banta was having a tough time carrying his machine.
Santa : "My m/c has 500 MB disk. See how easily I am carrying it. Yours has just 250 MB. Can't you carry even this much?"
Banta : "But yours is empty and my disk is full"!!!
While visiting Santa's house, Banta noticed that he had replaced his usual TV with a smaller model.
Thinking that perhaps the larger set has broken down, Banta asked why the small one was there.
"Oh," Santa replied, "I have decided to watch less TV."
Banta: You cheated me with this radio.
Santa (shopkeeper): No, I sold a good radio to you.
Banta: Radio label shows ‘Made in Japan’ but the radio says ‘This is all India Radio’!
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