Husband carries photo ....


Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

History Teacher : From where to where did the Mughal's rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....

Teacher : U failure ! at your age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but at your age Hitler committed suicide

Most obedient ??


The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle.

He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.

"Who is the most obedient?" he asked.

"Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?"

Five small voices answered in unison. "Okay, dad, you get the toy."

Bholla: I took an IQ test and the results were negative.